Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
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so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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