if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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