I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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