Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
40s are totally the cure
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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