So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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