I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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