yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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