its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
