Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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