wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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