What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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