I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
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Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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