there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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