Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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