we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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