i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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