Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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