There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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