Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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