Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
