Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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