you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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