dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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