I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
