It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so explain again why im purple
no
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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