of course. lets lasso hookers.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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