I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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