and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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