Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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