Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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