Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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