She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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