Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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