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(224): View more from Illinois

Awesome. Ask her out.

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Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.

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(706): View more from Georgia

New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..

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(812): View more from Indiana

So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.

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(845): View more from New York

There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.

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Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.

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(310): View more from California

Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide

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(563): View more from Iowa

Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?

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