i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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