Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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