Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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