I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
