At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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