I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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