very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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