I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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