i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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