Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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