i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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