After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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