You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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