She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm passing your future prison.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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