why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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