His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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