Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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