remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
no you cant smoke seaweed
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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