i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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